Sick and tired of email? Telephonic communications got you down? No problem! Now you can send messages to your friends, family and coworkers the easy way: by cable car.
Simply tie the five meters of string (included) between yourself and anyone you want to contact, jot them a note and stick it to the cable car (tape not included). Then wind it up, send it along, and relax, secure in the knowledge that this cute little guy is doing all the work.
Just imagine: no buttons to press, no batteries required, and no need to raise your voice. Isn’t technology wonderful?